Some Wierd Facts, Which Some Of Us Might Not Have Heard Before

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

:- A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

:- A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

:- Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

:- The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

:- A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

:- A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if a strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!

:- A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.

:- George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

:- A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

:- Every person has a unique tongue print.

:- Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

:- On an average, 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents daily.

:- Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dogs heart and nervous system, a few ounces enough to kill a small sized dog.

:- Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. Before the 1950's, it was made from the stem and leaves of a marijuana plant.

:- Most lipstick contains fish scales.

:- Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

:- Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

:- Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

:- Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

:- The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

:- Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower', because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

:- There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

:- There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

:- Leonardo Da Vinci took 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

:- Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves.

:- Bubble gum contains rubber.

:- Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

:- Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

:- Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

:- Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

How to add Smilies/ Emoticons in Google Talk (Gtalk)

I really love to use similes while chatting, without smilies I feel I’m missing an essential chatting feature. Well, unfortunately GTalk doesn’t have smilies included by default due to which I don’t feel like using GTalk. I was very curious to know if it was possible to add smilies into GTalk and to my surprise I found a way to do so while I was surfing.

So, how is it done?
Well, it’s really simple. The main concept of getting smilies is through converting the text smilies of GTalk into smilies. As the new version of GTalk includes support for themes we can add a theme with custom smilies in order to get rid of those text smilies. In short, it’s nothing but just adding a custom theme. Sounds easy isn’t it? Here’s how it’s done:
1. Download any one of the below smiley theme which you like.

Download Classic Emoticons theme

Download Bubble Emoticons theme
2. Now extract the zip to a specific folder.
3. Go to the following location:

C:/Documents and Settings/(your user name)/Local Settings/Application Data/Google/Google Talk/themes/user/chat

>Replace (your user name) with your Windows account user name without brackets
>The folder chat isn’t there by default so you have to create a folder with the name “chat” inside the folder “user”
4. Now drag the folder which you had extracted previously into the following location:

C:/Documents and Settings/(your user name)/Local Settings/Application Data/Google/Google Talk/themes/user/chat

5. Start Google Talk and go to Settings> Appearance and choose the chat theme which you had extracted. Now click “ok”
6. That’s it you’ll now have smilies in your GTalk. To test you can chat with you friend and try out.

Below are the emoticons supported by GTalk… So if you use these you’ll get the emoticons in the chat window

Note that only you will be able to see the emoticons as you have installed the theme. Your friend will see the emoticons in the form of above signs. So, if your friend too wants to see the emoticons, he will also need to install the theme.
That’s it for now, hope you liked the idea. I’ll create my own emoticon theme very soon. So keep watching.

Dedicated to Sadia - Kallyan Ishq Kamana Okha

Kallyan Ishq Kamana Okha
Kisy nu yaar bnaan Okha

Pyaar pyaar her koi kerda
KEr ke pyaar nbhaana okha

Her koi khushian te hass lenda
kissy da dard vandhana okha

Gallan na ni rutby mildy
Joogi bhes vtana okha

Koi ksy di gall ni sun da
Lokaan nu smjhana okha

The Maid asked for a pay raise.

Madam was very upset about this and asked:

Now Maria (the maid), why do you want an increase?'

Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you .
'
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?
'Maria: 'The Master said so.
'Madam: 'Oh.
'Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
'Maria: 'The Master did.’ Madam.
'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
' Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?
'Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.

'SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE*

Wealth, Success and Love

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
 
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

 

"No", she replied. "He's out."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"

The woman went out and invited the men in"

 

"We do not go into a House together," they replied.

 
"Why is that?" she asked.
 
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
 
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
 
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
 
Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
 
"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
 
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
 
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
 

3 Easy Ways To Die ............................

3 Easy Ways To Die ............................

1. Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

2. Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

3. Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Women have strengths that amaze men....
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in...

Reasons I Love You

Reasons I Love You

    * Love & Harmony

1. Because you have the most amazing smile I’ve ever seen
2. Because you think I’m perfect
3. Because you always say the right things
4. Because you can’t get mad at me
5. Because you think I could never do anything wrong
6. Because you make me feel so safe in your arms
7. Because you make my heart leap when I see you
8. Because you are the most honest person I know
9. Because you and I can talk about anything
10. Because you make me feel whole

Salma Ali or uski Amma

Ali apni mother k sath america rhta tha or us ne university join ki to uski mother ne usko ek apartment leny ki silah di bjaey k wo ksi hostel mein rahy. Phr usny kuj din k baad apni mother ko btaya k wo koi room mate dekh ra hai jis se usky apartment ka ka rent 50% hojaey ga. Uski mother ne kaha achi bat hia. Phr ek week uski mother ka fone aaya k wo visit kerny wali hai or dekhna chah ri k wo kesy rehta hai . Usky gher aa ker , wo yeh dekh ker hiraan rh gi k uski room mate ek lerki hia pr Ali ne usy yaqeen dilaya k wo sirf roommate hai.

Uski mother ne kaha ok. or phr usko or uski room mate Salma ko sara din observe kerti rahi, dono k batien kerny ka style, khana khaty huey khana bnaty huey note kia. shaam ko uski mother wapis chali gi. Phr Ali ko pta chala k unky gher se ek Silver spoon gayb hogya hia. Usny apni mother ko fone ki bjaey ek letter likha k
"mein ap pe shakk ni ker skta kyu k ap meri mother hain or mera jo kuj hia wo apka hai per jub se aap gi ho silver ka spoon gayb hai"

Uski mother ne usy ek letter likha
"mein tmare pe shak ni ker skti kyu k tm mere bety ho pr ager Salma apny room mien soti hoti to usy wo spoon usky Takiyeh k nechy para hua mil jata"

Moral. Kabi b apni Mother se kuj b matt chupao