The Maid asked for a pay raise.

Madam was very upset about this and asked:

Now Maria (the maid), why do you want an increase?'

Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you .
'
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?
'Maria: 'The Master said so.
'Madam: 'Oh.
'Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
'Maria: 'The Master did.’ Madam.
'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
' Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?
'Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.

'SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE*